[ Joke ]-ology 字根

今天老師上課講了ology字根的意思，順便告訴我們一個跟olgy有關的笑話，貼一下跟大家分享一下:

Mouthology:

A professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked  the  sailor:

"Do you  know  Biology, Zoology,Geography, Physiology?" 

The sailor said  no to all his questions.

Professor:What the hell  do you  know  on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: "Well, sharkology & crocodiogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.